Reblogged from Viking Liberation Army:

Well this post in response to http://armyofcp.com/2012/02/02/coup-detat-3/#more-42534 As you can see by the title, I think that that post is just nonsense, restated in many words. Why? Well I’ll explain. *FLIPPER AND KEN, THIS POST IS FOR YOU GUYS (and EK)* Since I figured that this wouldn’t be allowed on the ACP site, and I’d also like to leave the ACP site and chat outta this, I’ll post my stuff on my own site where it won’t be touched. Pre-Note: Flen = Flipper & Ken While this entire post is …

-Progress is shown. What I mean by that is not just talking/discussing but an action. Basically, at least one demotion by Thurs morning/afternoon. Instead of demotion a promotion can occur or anything else you think would be of equal proof that something will actually be done.

-Progress continues to be shown until the next deadline is reached, upon which there will be no more time added.

-Flipper & Ken must have contacted each other with their opinions on the entire thing and their idea on how to carry it out by Thurs morning/afternoon AT LEAST TWICE.

If the time extension is granted, the next deadline will be Sunday night, 10:00 pm.

You guys will have the weekend to discuss this further and must carry out what you have decided upon by the given deadline. Failure to do so will bring upon consequences.

~Shaboomboom

Demote Slider, demote Klug. Make Tal 2ic, make Declan OR Fox 3ic.

If anything, make both Declan and Fox 3ic. Flipper, enough is enough. Stop your fucking grudge and get over it. We have to use who we have and shes one of the most valuable. Do you see anyone able to replace you guys? Do you see anyone who you can trust to lead the ACP alone or even together? Because I don’t and neither does Boomer or anyone else that I’ve talked to. Talk to Fox and give her the 3ic spot. If she isn’t good after a week or two, replace her. Its not like its permanent and its not like shes gonna do any worse than the people shes gonna replace.

Tal has been the most active soldier this week and has led even without being asked and HE WASN’T EVEN RANKED!!! He got everyone calmed down when xat went down today while slider was just crying in pc with me. Hes ready, hes experienced, and hes active.

You guys have stalled way too long. This is it, your final warning. We all know what will happen otherwise, it won’t even have to be a coup. There are enough people who are unhappy with the current conditions and can see how poorly and slow you guys are when managing the army. There are enough who will rip the ACP in half. The idea is to avoid that.

Get it done by Thursday morning. Otherwise there will be consequences. I’m done playing around, I’m done playing nice. Stop cowering behind this war and do something. You should be able to multi-task.

~Shaboomboom
The Competent Soldiers of the ACP
The Opinion of the People
Common Sense 

If you haven’t read Part 4 yet read it HERE first.

I assure you, its worth reading the entire thing, no matter how long it is. No offense to anyone who does not celebrate Christmas but not being very familiar with the other holidays, plus there is no Santa in the other holidays, I was unable to use them in my story. I use the myth part of the holiday, not the religious part.

Apparently I had some other idea in my head for the xmas special but I have thrown it away for a better idea. This was the old one:

Disney, whose taken over cp, tries to take over Christmas and copyright it. Acp helps defend but loses most of troops so boomer asks MB and MW to help fight Disney. (Acp regrew with Boomer as leader after MB ate the soldiers)  MB and MW agree to help. Disney brings whole team (mickey, minnie, goofy, G, sensei, billy bob, stupid noob secret agent)  (Donald Duck gets eaten. He is killed by piano) to attack MB and MW. Epic Battle. Find out meat is the one behind Disney’s actions. Meat is tied onto a log and cooked over a fire. Disney finally surrenders. They give MB and MW cp. MB and MW improve cp (non-members get privileges). Christmas is saved. Have big feast. MB and MW go hibernate. END

While that might seem like a very enjoyable post, I assure you that this one is better.

Enjoy.

PRE-NOTE: Mr. Bear is MB and Mr. Wolf is MW

Intro:

So when we last met MB and MW had set up a chimney that they found in the middle of the woods and had set up a tree, stockings, and all the accessories that were involved in decorating for christmas. In fact, they almost looked like this:

Just picture a big, scary bear and a big, scary wolf instead of the rumbly bumbly Pooh Bear and the bouncy trouncy Tigger. They had everything, the fake snow, the presents under the tree, the lights. You could see this particular cave from space. It was THAT bright. Anyways lets get onto the rest of the story.

MB and MW’s plan was to kidnap Santa as he came down the chimney, take his sleigh, and use it to get to the CPAC Headquarters. At CPAC they hoped to be able to find the location of the Secret Hidden Legends Retirement Home. Would they find it? Lets see.

CHAPTER 1

So MB and MW made sure to go to bed early that night for they had been told as kids that Santa wouldn’t come if they were awake. They had set up a net at the bottom of the chimney and whenever Santa come down it and touched the floor, it would ensnare him. Around 1:00 in the morning MB heard a sound and woke. Did the trap go off? Had the plan been a success?

MB got up and scrambled to get to the Chimney. Had it worked? Had it worked!?!?

It hadn’t. The trap had gone off but it had been torn to shreds. Apparently this Santa fellow was going to be harder to kidnap than MB and MW had thought.

*WHA-BAM*

MB felt a hard blow on the back of his head and was dazed. He felt a giant weight on his back and two arms around his neck and that

Santa isn't dead, even if it looks like it

“RAWWWRRR,” grumbled Mr. Bear as he flung the weight on his back over his shoulder and right into the Christmas tree. To his surprise it was Santa, now tangled up in all of the lights and ornaments.

“Let. Me. Go!” shouted Santa Clause as he tried to untangle himself. While thrashing around he managed to knock down the stuffed mongoose sitting on the fireplace. Coincidentally it fell right onto Santa’s head, knocking him out.

Right then MW decided to come strolling out of the bedroom, yawning, and asking what all the noise was and what was going on, apparently forgetting that the plan to capture Santa had been going on.

CHAPTER 2

MB and MW dragged Santa out of the cave to the nearest tree and tied him up, making sure he couldn’t escape. When they were done he looked like a mummy

Gord gets eaten. IMMEDIATELY.

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Hopefully you enjoyed this Xmas special, only took about 2 years to be finished =P (or even started). I will be putting out the (probably) final part of the Mr. Bear series, Part 5, shortly.

“RAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR”

Mew2Red, Mosh345, Speeder109, Johnylumber, Nathancool1, Ekpenguin9, 12declan12,Jujuflower, Noka, Frankbode, 24Keyser, Coolto5, Pengton19, Swimmerboy01, Klimster, Thebester5, Deliburger, Ironhide24, Emaccoux, Cpt Awesome3, Big Guy28, Klusty2, Sercan 4444, King Kobra54, Monster47345, Rapid867, Great Alex12, Fiasco, Grayrocket, Penny91, Albaro Lord, Pokey99, Jack Frenzy, Smsm3, Ajman9011, Kieranfb, cowboyfan7, Kingfunks, Alyassa1, Adamsapple4, Funkikiflurry, Bunker, Magic Spade/Super Paco24, Jackie202, Stew20, Hurricanex1, Spear aka Lighton155, Carter157

Retired/Other:

Klug, Bfan212, Rainy, Uno, Bluesockwa2, Meggis1234, Mpseyckr, LittleGuy04, Icebaer10, Luc, Foxtails, Houndy, Buck, Bluey92123, Maz, Batin, Supperz, Trickster, Tal, Elitesof, Dragon aka Draggy, Tanman, Joker, Woton

Lillie Rose, Jordi30267, Stew20

12Declan12, Albaro Lord, Flaminguin1, Jackie202, Jet, Kieranfb,Ladtom2, Lorenzo Bean, Lighton155, Lucario9046, Nathancool1, Rainy, Sercan 44444, Speeder109

Adamsapple4, Antonio133, Asdfghjkll888, Bigguy28, Drigo2, Emaccoux,Frankbode, Freddy257, Fiasco121, Great Alex12, Jujuflower, Jack Frenzy,Paint5278, Wwebestfan

24Keyser,Chase50, Dj Yaseen, Donut67890, Elitesof, Ekpenguin9,Karakoran [Emperer Josha, Kingfunks4, Noka11, Shift, Thebester5, Yanksrule14

Aninjaboy, AcpSoldier7,  Dan91123, Hurricanex1, Jupiter5, Klusty2, Mr Deedledoo, Neds2912, Penny91,  Pokemonlove4, Swimmerboy01

Retired:

Bfan212

Buck

Ennbay 0

Fox

Hatt

Ktman

Klug

Supperz

Draggy

Tal

Maz

Trickster

Foxtails

Gaby

Cait

Little

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When Matre was leader he took bribes, not just one or two, but multiple ones. I once unmodded a soldier just to hear “you can’t unmod me, I paid Matre to make me mod. He promised, I gave him ____ xats.” This is unacceptable. I have no idea why i never did something before but its time to change things, time to make it right.

I hereby ask that Matre is stripped of his ownership. I also ask that a black mark is put next to his name on the legends page indicating that he was corrupt.

He let Motor control him, his decisions, his move, his ideas, and his opinions were that of Motor. Basically, Motor was leader except for in name. I am ashamed to say that I at one time supported Matre to be leader. Now, I am disgusted.

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After reviewing the Rotten Meat Bill, I have decided that it was unconstitutional and extremely unfair. At the time that it was passed, all Meat had done was abuse the power he was give, too much power that is, and piss a large amount of people off. We treated him badly for that, abused him, bad mouthed him, basically beat him until we were beating a  corpse. We provoked him to hate us and lash out against us, we destroyed his self-esteem.

This is why I ask that the Rotten Meat Bill is voided and revoked and that new bills are put in place to prevent this from happening again.

~Shaboomboom